We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
