so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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