scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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