Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
