There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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