so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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