what if I'm pregnant?
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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