i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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