I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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