one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Is it penis luge time yet?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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