So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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