If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The air taste purple.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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