do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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