how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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