That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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