There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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