Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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