she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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