some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
