3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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