Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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