I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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