I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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