that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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