spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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