There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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