are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The air was thick with penises
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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