i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
