oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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