Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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