I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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