and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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