Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
