She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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