just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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