Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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