My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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