After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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