She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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