My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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