She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
they're like a gay fantastic four
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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