I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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