let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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