found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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