Kiss
Puke
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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