Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Quick, to the slutcave!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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