I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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