He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's blow job season.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
