i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dignity is for republicans.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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