ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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